Born To Poop Baby BodysuitThere are callings in life. Vocations. Deep, primal purposes that cannot be denied. This one found its purpose at three days old and has not taken a break since. The Details: White distressed block text reads "Born To Poop" arched above a large white skull and crossbones illustration with lightning bolt accents. Below, curved text reads "Forced To Wipe." Punk rock biker aesthetic with a weathered vintage texture on a black tee. The Fit & Fabric: Solid

Your kid is the rooster nobody asked for but everyone is stuck with

and honestly

large navy distressed block text reads "United States" in two lines

bold layout on a heather grey tee

The mascot is rendered in golden yellow with white accents

Costumes are on

and a menacing stare

Bold yellow text reads "The Snuggle Is Real" in a mix of typography styles

Forget the old categories

that is their problem

Clean text-only design with no graphics or illustrations

Smaller text reads "Dept